LATINA DENIAL: “This blog perpetuates the Latina stereotype”.

WARNING: IF YOU’RE AT WORK YOU WILL WANT TO LOWER THE VOLUME ON LA COMPUTADORA.

Hello my college educated Latina sista. I’m real proud of you mamita- you got it done and now you’ve articulated an opinion. Awesome.

(THUMBS UP)

And guess what Coocoo, you’re entitled and you’ve earned it. Amen to you mamita linda que Dios me la bendiga, fighting against the stereotype, paving a new way with your bad self.

Like Frida.. only not.  But I do love that poster of her in your dining room.

I know you’ve got a lot on your mind what with all this knowledge poking around in there. We don’t want to offend your sensitive nature. We love you. Like Theresa from Real Housewives of  New Jersey (pre Melissa cast) on BRAVO used to say .. “I LOVE LOVE LOVE” my educated articulate Latinas that understand the importance of partaking positively in the Latino Movement happening in America today. But sometimes, people just need ta laugh. I know you don’t get it, you’re too busy being bien seria. But don’t rain on my parade loca.

In the words of Oprah “YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR” in the words of Joan Crawford played by the lovely Faye Dunaway in Mommy Dearest

Ya.  No me jodas.

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