Skin tight jeans made to look one size too small but actually hug you in all the right places?
$ 200
Silver backless halter top with low swooping front so that the ladies have plenty of breathing room and the men have plenty of seeing room?
$75 (on clearance from $125 at Nordstrom)
Red Velvet retro Cha Cha shoes
$ Free. You stole them from your abuelita’s closet.
Getting a 25 year old enchulado enough to whisper in your ear and ask you for your number… & your 35+
Priceless. Go on Mami. Get yours.
Nice to have women over 35 mentioned!! This was a good one!
Nice to have women over 35 represented!!!