Why are you out and about when your room is una porqueria?
Your Mami clearly is trying to raise you like a good Latina but you just working her up to rashes. Ya tu lo sabes that if you wanna go out you have to be clean and leave your room looking like the Pope can do communion in there. I mean seriously the only places a Latina can feel okay about being messy is her birth and her death. Otherwise- you better have a good excuse for leaving the house and not hiding your mess in el closet. Where all Latina secrets go to dissolve. Like a little Laundry Confessional if you will.
Just in case you need a refresher on the things you need to get done BEFORE you hit the club here is a video from our favorite senoras who give you the ins and outs of getting ready for a weekend of lo que sea with your girls.
Aye Pricilla…. quickly, before la cabeza of your Mom explodes into a million little Dominican flag pieces.
Ya. Pa que lo sepas.